Infected Poems

I slated

I’m so elated

I slated 

isolated

Emergency Blog Post!

The Internet is Broken! Here’s proof:

• “I don’t care about pandas” receives 21,300 results on Google, whereas “I care about pandas” receives five. That’s right, 5!!!!!

Poems that will get me killed

What can I say? I like a dramatic blog post title now and then.

Personal updates:

• I’ve decided to stop binge eating, beginning toorrow, so I have to finish off this loaf of “Four Cheese Medley Sweetbread” tonight.
• I thought of with a new word today, “Huwomanity,”and am pondering how to use it… other than in this announcement.

Legendary Heroes: Top 5 Overused English Words of the 21st Century

I hate introductory paragraphs, so let’s get right to the list.

Legendary. This moniker applies to every famous defunct band, dead entertainer or artist. I think people mean “iconic” when they say “legendary.” In any case, Let’s make a rule: From now on, someone has to be remembered 700 years after their death for them to be considered “Legendary.”

Number Nine…

Look at these numbers:

The last one on the right, number nine, doesn’t fit, and it’s not just because I drew question marks over its head. Read on and be prepared to abandon this planet before your head implodes….

Fake Definitions… from Daisybrain

• Zoology: The study of zoos
• Astronomy: The study of asses
• Sociology: The study of sociopaths
• Rhinology: The study of Rhinos
• Sarcology: The study of sarcasm
• Cardiology: The study of playing cards
• Cosmetology: The study of the cosmos

Blow Your Mind with these Totally Random Blog Post Items

Catchy Slogans Seemingly Devoid of Meaning:

Ignore the ignorant!

Expunge the sponges!

Down With Gravity!

Freedomination!

Jeux de Mots en Anglais!

Here are some strange, yet completely true, sentences;

• I messed around in toast and became Taoist.
• Eric, a man, is American.

Possibly the Worst DB Post of All Time – Don’t Miss it!!!

Vegescarian – A scary vegetarian. I’m sure there are some out there.

Cappichinos – My coffee stained chinos.

Two Poems and a Thing

I exist outside

I exist outside

I exist inside

I am the Earth breathing the sky

I am the snow looking at my reflection in the window

I am the window