Bicycle becomes Bicicle: Two icicles
Window becomes Windough: The goal of lottery players
Anteater becomes Aunteater: Yikes!
Because becomes Beecause: An issue that bees care deeply about
Defeat becomes Defeet: The act of removing one’s feet
Guilty becomes Gilty: Rich!
Fridays becomes Frydaze: The mental condition one is put in from eating too much fried food
Alligator becomes Alligeightor: The dreaded eight-legged Alligator
Lipbalm becomes Lipbomb: A new terrorist weapon
Santa Clause becomes Santa Claws: The evil Santa Clause
Aspen, Colorado becomes Asspin, Colorado: I… don’t know what that means.
And now, a strange poem:
The second guest was second guessed for getting the forgetting.
He put information in formation and would be heading the beheading.
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