A small change in spelling can create a brand new homophone…
Bicycle becomes Bicicle: Two icicles
Window becomes Windough: The goal of lottery players
Anteater becomes Aunteater: Yikes!
Because becomes Beecause: An issue that bees care deeply about
Defeat becomes Defeet: The act of removing one’s feet
Guilty becomes Gilty: Rich!
Fridays becomes Frydaze: The mental condition one is put in from eating too much fried food
Alligator becomes Alligeightor: The dreaded eight-legged Alligator
Lipbalm becomes Lipbomb: A new terrorist weapon
Santa Clause becomes Santa Claws: The evil Santa Clause
Aspen, Colorado becomes Asspin, Colorado: I… don’t know what that means.
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And now, a strange poem:
The second guest was second guessed for getting the forgetting.
He put information in formation and would be heading the beheading.
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My daughter and I love word plays. Here is one we came up with.
A row with Rose arose ‘mid rows of Roses’ rose roses.
Ha! That’s terrific. I really like it. It’s exactly like the kinds of sentences I’m working on right now for my next blog post, for example: “Count Herr countered her encountering the counter….” I’m trying to create a story made of sentences like that. The trick is making it make sense. Here’s a post you might like: https://daisybrain.wordpress.com/2010/05/01/my-specialty-is-special-tea/