I noticed that when I put the word “Pussy” in the title of a post, I had a spike in visitors so great, it nearly tore the ceiling off my Stats Chart. Clearly, I have tapped into a deep need in our world to reflect upon the subtleties of language. As you may recall from that post, I urged readers to insert the word “pussy” as a new urban youth adjective meaning “cool”. Soon, you will hear all the Kidz saying “I wanna be pussy when I grow up, like [insert name of popular entertainer/athlete here].
To do your part in the effort to turn this word around, please find 10 hip, youth-oriented internet sites that allow comments to be posted & type things like, “mad props for posting – that’s tight, fresh, totally pussy, and hella cool!”
A word of caution – don’t join these sites by linking to your Facebook page, as I did. Next to my comment on a hip hop video (I wrote something like “dope, fresh & pussy! Fo Shizzle Ma Nizzle!”) my picture appeared: a bearded, White, middle-aged man wearing an “Art” t-shirt and holding a baby. That may have given me away.
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with all the traffic from your language initiative you should start putting ads on your site
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Kind of like what the kids did in the book Frindle. Have you read that? They made up a new word for “pen.” Somehow I think that I just MIGHT lose my job if I allowed the kids to use this as great word choice in their writing! Today I did, however, ask a girl to take “humping” off of her Vocab. list. The kids had to find 4 new words that they did not already know from the books that they are reading. The, they had to fill in a web. I took them home last night and when I ever saw HUMPING I couldn’t believe it. And, if you knew this girl, she is 10 years old and extremely innocent! So, I took her aside and let her know that “humping” also has a negative slang meaning and that perhaps she would like to choose another word. Imagine if she took that sheet of paper home to her parents!!! True story!
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What is the positive, non-slang meaning of “humping”?
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By the way, I could tell you the stuff my 2nd graders said last year, but it would just be too disturbing….
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my son in 2nd grade got in school suspenion for titleling his assignment The Chicken That Farted Gold the assignment was to write a fable. The school kept it for evidence. I just now got him to explain the story to me he was a wee bit embarrassed. His grandma laughed for hours. It was about chickens farting gold the farmers got so greedy they wanted the gold faster so they butchered the chickens and then they had nothing cuz there was no gold inside them they only farted it. He said he copied the idea from something who knows what. But he got in school suspension for that writing the word fart.
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Well it’s bad enough that they suspended him for being creative and having a sense of humor, but in 2nd grade? That’s ridiculous.
It sounds like a great vegetarian fable!
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