Here are some useful definitions:
- Charity: an itty-bitty chair
- Underwhere?: lost underpants
- Relationship: A boatload of your relatives
Why is the plural of attorney attorneys and not attornies? Is it the fault of that ‘e’ before the ‘y’? In that case, get rid of it. From now on, it’s attorny and attornies. Of course, if you want to save money, you can call your atorny a-torn-knee, in which case your torn knee can act as its own legal representative in suing for compensation.
In the 50s horror flick, “The Crawling Eye,” they should have used the old standard, “I Ain’t Got Nobody,” as the theme music.
By far, the U.S. has invaded more countries than any other nation in history. At first, some of our targets may seem arbitrary (Grenada?). But if you take the first letters of the countries the U.S. has bombed or sent combat troops to in the last 20 years, they spell out this important message:
Liberia (1990, 1997, 2003); Saudi Arabia (1990-91); Iraq (1990-1991, 1991-1993, 1998, 2003-?); Kuwait (1991); Los Angeles (Army & Marines deployed against an anti-police uprising, 1992); Somalia (1992-94, 2006-?); Yugoslavia (1992-94, 1999); Bosnia (1993-?); Haiti (1994, 2004-2005); Zaire (1996-97); Albania (1997); Sudan (1998); Afghanistan (1998, 2001-?); Yemen (2000, 2002, 2009); Macedonia (2001); Philippines (2002-?); Colombia (2003-?); Pakistan (2005-?); Syria (2008):
Sally Z. is Skab Happy Clam
Sally Z. is Skab Clappy Ham
Either way, we now know the secret identity of Skab Happy Clam or Skab Clappy Ham.
Here are some more useful definitions:
- Drone attacks: murders that we commit
- Targeted killings: murders that the Israeli government commits
- Terrorist Assassinations: murders that people we don’t like commit
“Intoxicated” should be easier to say while intoxicated.
Incredibly, the following domain names have never been registered and are AVAILABLE to you:
But wait! There’s more!
http://www.fallingtomato.com is unclaimed, as is
And, finally, http://www.tinkerbellhell.com is also available.
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