Names for Annoying College A cappella Bands

Time to get back to my roots here at Daisybrain. Here’s a blog consisting entirely of bad puns.

Bad names for annoying college a cappella bands:

• The Note-Takers
• The Vocal Chords

• The Warblers
• Alexa Sing!
• Har Money
• Mellow Deep
• Calc You Later, Dude
• The Car Tunes
• In Toe Nation
• The House Keys
• Key Stoned Pipe Lines
• Achordance
• Goatee Mates
• The Tuneups
• Hypothalamusic
• The Foot Notes
• The Notations
• Note a Riot E
• A Capelactose Intolerant

(And the opposite, an instrumental band without singers: The Instru-Mentalists.)

I assume that half of these are already in use in school a cappella groups. I apologize to those singers – in your case, you picked the perfect name and it’s hilarious. 

If you graduate from college and begin your successful career as an a cappellist, you still may want a side gig. Here are some typically dreadful hair salon names:

• Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
• The Royal Hair Ball
• Folicalifornication
• Barberism
• Hair Peace
• Menopausalon
• American Hairlines
• Virgin Hair
• Drone Hairstrikes
• Supercolassalon
• Comb Over to My Place
• Hair B & B
• Proboscissors
• Conan the Barberian
• Hair Cutapella

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And now for something completely similar: